This red sheep t-shirt features a detailed sheep pulling open its own fleece to reveal a watchful wolf underneath. It is a clever visual joke with enough drama to keep the usual basic tee looking thoroughly underdressed.

You, apparently, wear your boredom on a big green dinosaur. Sensible choice. This grumpy dino t-shirt says “I’m here, but don’t push it” in a way even small talkers can understand. Dinosaur T-Shirts Collection.